These are the top 10 myths that pompous Toyota Prius owners believe:

  1. “I’m saving the world”
    • No you’re not!  Do you realize how bad the manufacturing process for the car and the batteries is for the environment? Not to mention what happens to the batteries one they’re dead and have to be replaced
  2. “I get to drive in the HOV lane all the time now!”
    • Okay that’s true, but that doesn’t mean you have to slow down the rest of us who know that lane as what it is…the FAST LANE!  Get the fuck out of the way!
  3. “Now I’m cool like (INSERT CELEBRITY NAME HERE)”
    • No, no you’re not, you’re now as big of a douchebag as (INSERT CELEBRITY NAME HERE) because you think you’re part of an elitist club.  Don’t do things in life just because you want to fit in or belong to a group…be yourself damnit!  Unless you’re boring or an idiot, then you should probably try to fit in with all the other trendy hipsters who are of the same intelligence.
  4. “I get the best gas mileage on the road”
    • You ever heard of diesel?  There are diesel cars out there that can get just as good if not better gas mileage…don’t believe me?  Watch this Top Gear clip.
  5. “I don’t mind that my car is ugly”
    • Yes you do, or maybe you just like fitting in with all the other pompous Prius owners.  How else will you be able to identify with your fellow hippies and celebrities you wish you were friends with?